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Average pay for an entertainer with only Caucasian characters, who works about 40hrs/week and gets a fair number of repeat callers is about 0-0/week.
Most girls think that is pretty good for sitting around the house watching tv, studying, or surfing the internet, and taking phone calls here and there. Applicants with previous phone sex service experience, or those who can convincingly perform at least one foreign accent (asian, british, hispanic, australian, french) are preferred, but all applicants will be considered.
The story of Goatse begins with a mustachioed, wiry man in his late forties who goes by the name "Kirk Johnson." Johnson is a prominent practitioner of extreme penetration, which is the extreme penetration community's term of art for sticking huge objects up your ass. ***Everyone remembers their first Goatse (pronounced ).
For years, Johnson has been rumored to be the Goatse man, based on their similar frame, skills, and matching moles on both Goatse's and Johnson's ass. I'm not sure the exact circumstances of my first, but I do recall the weightless horror after clicking on the link as a greasy teenager, screwing around online between rounds of the first-person shooter , that directed me to the now-defunct Goatse shock site: This is what I saw at Goatse.cx: a picture of a skinny naked man with his back to the camera, bent over at a 45 degree angle.
You must also have a checking or savings account and be able to accept payment via Direct Deposit, as we do not to mail paper checks.
Sometime in the late 20th century a naked man bent over, spread his ass and took a picture.
If your skills and schedule meet our current needs then we'll respond to you right away.
Kirk Johnson's bios on his many porn site profiles describe a bisexual man with a penchant for huge black dildos.Eventually that picture, known as Goatse, became one of the most venerable memes in internet history.Who is this man, and how did his ass take over the internet?He's reaching back with both hands, four-fingers deep, stretching his asshole to the diameter of a cantaloupe. It's unbelievable that someone would do that."And after that: "Oh God, I need to show this to everyone so they feel the same pain I did."Since the late ‘90s, this sequence of events has been repeated often enough that it's safe to say that millions of people have shared the pain of their first Goatse.It's a flash photo taken very close and the man's gaping ass is lit a queasy red against a nondescript dark room, everything else dangling where it should be. It's probably, like, your university professor, or a doctor or a lawyer. The photo was the original internet bait-and-switch: Share a link to a hot girl, a cute puppy, but— boom—it's Goatse instead.
All applicants must be female, over the age of 21, reside in the USA, and have a home computer with internet access.